Thursday, July 27, 2006

What's Weird

Know what's weird around here today? I'll tell you.

We've been "budget conscious" for so long, I feel guilty for window shopping.

After a night of horrendous pain following self-inflicted toe nail surgery, my toe hurts less now than it did before. I thought I'd have to suffer at least a couple days.

Multi colored mini marshmallows will stain upholstery when chewed up and spit out.

My SD, D, likes me, BECAUSE I don't let her do everything she wants. What's weirder, is that she TOLD me that.

If you walk into the edge of a door in the middle of the night, you can't keep your tongue off the fat lip it gives you.

Chickens that produce so many eggs you have to give them away, will immediately stop laying eggs the minute you go on a diet that uses a lot of eggs.

The time the trash men come is directly relative to your ability to remember to take the trash to the curb. If you forget, they'll be there bright and early. If you remember, they won't show until after 6 pm.

The mail carrier works on the same laws as the trash men.

The more you hate a movie or cartoon, the more your kids like it.

That's all I have for now. Check out my new little award over in my sidebar! Thanks Mary! Even though it turns out I'm not as interesting as you originally thought, I appreciate the kudos!


Antique Mommy said...

The one about the trashman is verifiably true.

Gabriela said...

...And the one about hating a cartoon and having your kids LOVE it!