Thursday, May 11, 2006

I'm annoying and I was attacked



Wanna know the best way to get people ticked off at you in WalMart? Take your kids, fill your cart, go to the self-checkout lane, scan your stuff, realize you've forgotten your debit card, scrounge for cash, run out of cash, scrounge for quarters, run out of quarters, scrounge for dimes, kick machine for eating three of your dimes, run out of dimes, scrounge for nickels, run out of nickles, pay the remaining .51 in.pennies. Yeah. I was *that* lady today. *sigh*



No, my attack wasn't a result of the afore mentioned incident, but I thought I'd preserve for posterity what happens when a toddler runs into your face with their mouth open.

8 comments:

EmmaSometimes said...

I think we all have been *that* lady at one time or another. And no more head banging with your daughter. (it was a mosh pit wasn't it? Admit it!)

Nettie said...

Funny picture! Two weeks ago I forgot the dollar I needed for the entrance fee to my son's track meet. After scrounging the entire car and my purse I came up with 85 cents and a dum dum sucker. I seriously considered trying to bribe my way past the 15 cent shortage with the sucker, till my 6 yr old saved the day with a dollar of hers!

Gabriela said...

I have for sure been *that* lady too. I feel your pain!

Ouch! Sorry about the toddler attack.

Amber said...

I always try to be patient with 'that lady' or offer looks of sympathy to 'that lady with the obnoxious kids' because chances are in five minutes it'll be me!

JD said...

OOHHHHH!!! This is sooooo Funny!! I just had a wal-mart adventure too. I love the baggers there now!!

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